Item No.: ET7731EA
There's no better way to stay warm this winter than when you equip yourself with the Willie Warmer. Red knit fabric fits snug around your penis and testicles, making them comfortably warm in the coldest of conditions. "It's a heater for your peter!"
T'was the week before Christmas and it was so chilly... Everyone had warm hats on except Little Willy! His head was hung low with grief and despair... Cuz winter was coming and he had nothing to wear! Now Santa saw Willy and said, This won't do! He must have a warm hat, or he could turn blue! So Santa's Elves worked all day and all night to make this little Santa hat which fits Willy just right! And I know when he gets it, he'll perk up and say, Why, I feel in the spirit of giving today! He'll love you through the day, and when it gets to be night, He'll say, Merry Christmas to all... Now let's turn out those light!