Archives for January 2015

Superbowl Sunday is Sexy!

January 30, 2015

Fantasy Football Stroker

No matter which team you’re rooting for, or whether you even care about football at all, there’s no reason you can’t incorporate a little sex into your Sunday! These products are guaranteed to take his mind off football and place it squarely back on you!

Surprise him by wearing these Sports Pasties underneath your team’s jersey. He won’t care if his team is winning or losing! Or he could surprise you by wearing the Referee G-String on game day!

At a party, nervous guys don’t need to be fiddling with their hands – have them play with the Boobie Football instead. Not at a party but still need to release some tension? That’s what the Fantasy Football Stroker is for!

When the game ends, whether he’s in the throes of victory of the agony of defeat, the best way to cap off the night is with a rousing game of Foreplay Football!

National Spouse’s Day

January 23, 2015

We love National Spouse’s Day!

Double Dinger

For one, this holiday is dedicated to recognizing spouses everywhere and we love the gender-neutral title. Also, yes it’s true you have Valentine’s Day to celebrate as well, but that celebrates love (and singles out the lonely), not marriage. It’s also been completely taken over by children, as evidenced by the tides of Sponge Bob Valentine’s one sees every year. You could also celebrate your spouse on your wedding anniversary, but that is just you and your spouse celebrating, not the millions and millions of people shackled together in wedded bliss!

So for National Spouse’s Day, Fantasy Gifts would like to celebrate the married couple by offering a free Double Dinger Couples Toy for every $50.00 online purchase.

Why a Double Dinger? Because it’s a toy made to be used by couples, not alone. The cock ring can symbolize the unending circle of your love! Plus, it’s just a really fun toy! And while you’re at it, don’t forget to add on a few other couples toys. We like the System JO 2 To Tango Box, Pleasure Kit for Couples. This product will enhance and stimulate her while prolonging and exciting him. Or try the Fantasy X-Tensions Deluxe Vibrating Penis Enhancer. This product instantly adds girth, is ribbed for her pleasure and has a clitoral stimulator that will result in explosive orgasms for both participants!

2 to Tango Pleasure Kit

For fun on the town, the Sensuelle Rechargeable Wireless Bullet with Remote has a range of 60 feet – it’s the ultimate party enhancer! And if you’re just trying to have some low-key, low-cost fun, the best selling Let’s F*ck Dice Game is a perennial best-seller.

Let’s face it, marriage is hard. And if a cold Monday in January can be warmed up a little bit by reminding you and your spouse of the joys of marriage, take advantage of it! So curl up with your spouse, turn on The Bachelor (a great reason to celebrate the institution of marriage!) and end the evening together!

rom being thankful for fulfilment and security of a long-term relationship, to the boost to morale and well-being provided by spouses of those in the military

Where’s the Beef Day?

January 7, 2015

Anyone who is of a certain age should remember the catch slogan of Wendy’s Hamburger chain, “Where’s the beef?”

If you’ve never seen it, watch it below.

This iconic commercial debuted in January, 1984, and immediately sent sails of Wendy’s Hamburgers soaring. It then became widely parodied by everyone from the cast of Saturday Night Live to Ronald Reagan. So of course, someone had to make a day about celebrating it. At Fantasy Gifts we had to put our own spin on it. So instead of celebrating hamburgers on January 10, we instead will be celebrating penis extensions!

The search for a larger penis has been around since man first discovered he had one. From early cave drawings to ancient hieroglyphics, the size of a man’s penis was used to demonstrate a man’s power or status. Ancient Chinese created herbal remedies for small penis size. Arabians introduced a technique called jelquing which essentially involves exercising one’s penis by continuously massaging it into a semi-erect state without achieving a full erection. Even 2000 years ago Africans were using weights on their genitals to enhance penis size.

Today, there are different remedies for increasing penis size. Modern science has allowed for a surgical remedy which involves cutting the tendons holding the penis in such a way that the penis drops by almost an inch. Unfortunately, the side effects may outweigh the benefit! If you are looking for a surgery-free, drug-free method to increasing your penis, Fantasy Gifts has two viable options.

Hydramax Pump

Penis Pumps

The practice of jelquing has evolved to become the penis pump. A penis pump is a cylinder that fits over the base of the penis. A manual or motorized pump is then used to engorge the penis. As vacuum increases, the pressure within the penis increases as well. Some studies have shown that consistent use of a penis pump may result in up to one-half inch increase in length of the penis.

Penis Sleeves

Another solution is the use of a penis sleeve. There are literally hundreds of penis sleeves available for a variety of different uses. Some are masturbation devices and are designed to be used alone. Others are designed specifically to increase penis size. Penis sleeves are available in a wide variety of materials, from TPR, which is a soft, flexible, jelly like material to the higher end Sensa Feel, which feels incredibly life-like. You can also get them in different shapes, the G-Spot Extension is designed to go on the tip of the penis and is curved to allow the penis to hit her g-spot during intercourse.

If this is your first purchase of a penis pump or sleeve, be sure to ask the educated staff at Fantasy Gifts for their suggestions. Based on your needs and price range, they can help you find the perfect penis sleeve so your partner will never yell “Where’s the Beef?” again!

Our Favorite Two Things Combined in One Great Day!

January 2, 2015

January 3rd is quickly shaping up to be one of our favorite days of the new year!

The holiday madness is over and we have all recovered from our New Year’s Eve hangovers. Hopefully the Christmas decorations are either put away or at least not bothering you yet. And it falls on Saturday this year! So celebrate two of the greatest things ever in one day. January 3rd is not only the Festival of Sleep but is also National Chocolate Covered Cherry Day!

If you are new to the Festival of Sleep, obviously the best way to celebrate it is to spend the day in bed! However, like all good holidays, it requires a little prep work to ensure success. First, determine if you will be celebrating the Festival of Sleep alone or with a partner. You can celebrate the Festival with anyone, a lover, a child, even a pet. But be sure to prepare accordingly. Don’t break out the satin sheets if the dog is likely to shred them. If it’s going to be a warm day, don’t use the flannel sheets. Make sure your bedding is clean and neat to start. There’s nothing more uncomfortable then spending the day in messy, dirty sheets. Dress accordingly as well. Wear your most comfortable sleepwear!

If you can’t sleep the whole day away, you can still spend the day in bed. Again, just prepare appropriately. Curl up with a good book or a good movie. Have plenty of snacks and drinks available. Just remember that the day is mandated as a day of rest so use that as an excuse to spend the day in bed!

Although you might have indulged over the holidays, National Chocolate Covered Cherry Day is an actual day to be celebrated on January 3rd as well! And because you are combining fruit and (hopefully) dark chocolate, one could make the argument that it’s a healthy holiday as well. Nevertheless, this holiday is easiest celebrated by simply grabbing a box of chocolate covered cherries and bringing it to bed with you. Simply eat and enjoy!

Of course, at Fantasy Gifts, we can’t resist the opportunity to remind you that in honor of the day, we are offering a free chocolate body paint kit with any purchase over $50.00. Take the kit to bed with you! You might want to use a Nuru Sheet to avoid a mess and some cherry flavored lubricant and you are all set to enjoy both celebrations in one day!

Archives for January 2015

Superbowl Sunday is Sexy!