Every time we get a new product line in, we’re so excited to share it with our customers! We carefully hand select each and every product in our store to give our customer the latest and best in sexual health innovation. Sometimes, however, we fail. We’ll bring in a new product expecting it to fly off shelves, only to hear the chirping of crickets.
Archives for March 2019
I (FINALLY) got the opportunity to try out the Wand Essentials Adjustable Wand Holder (LOOK MA NO HANDS!) thanks to a very special friend and co-worker, Louisa! She’s one of my partners in critiquing the toys we get. One of my favorites and best parts of our friendship is that we’re so in sync we tend to start and finish masturbating at the same and don’t even know it until we start texting each other about it. I could talk about her all day so back to my review – this thing is AMAZING and one of the toys on my Christmas Wish List if you read it (and you better go back and read it because it’s still relevant even after the holidays).
It doesn’t matter if you’re Irish or not – if it’s March 17 and you’re anywhere near a bar – you’re Irish! What a great excuse to ask that random stranger for a snog!
It’s true! Magic Wand, now celebrating 50 years of success, has come out with a third version! We all know the Magic Wand® is one of the best sex toys ever. Now a new corded version of the Magic Wand® Original has been released! The Magic Wand® Plus is now available giving customers a third option to the legendary line up of the corded Magic Wand® Original and Magic Wand® Rechargeable.
For many men, it’s the most wonderful day of the year! Forget Valentine’s Day, this day is solely for the men. It’s the one day you’re guaranteed to get exactly what you want – a steak and a blow job. It’s simple and self-explanatory – so it must have been created by a man! But how best to celebrate?
Satisfyer has gotten a lot of my time recently for several reasons: decent quality of products at a decent price and now they’re expanding (you know my chubby little fingers will get a hold of their new line of vibes and kegel balls one of these days but unfortunately today is not that day). Although I have found quite a few products I’ve loved, I’ve also dislike some too. One of them … I didn’t even want near my vagina for fear of stabbing my cervix (for those of you who didn’t pay attention in health class or don’t know how to use Google, it’s the entrance to the uterus.). A cervix can be so sensitive that when touched it can make it’s owner dizzy or even cause them to pass out. And I can’t believe I’m about to write this but…. I actually inserted the pointy Satisfyer toy in me and survived!