Lady Genevieve Reviews Her Ultimate Pleasure and it’s the ultimate rave! “MY DREAM HAS FINALLY COME TRUE!! I AM THE PROUD OWNER OF PIPEDREAM’S FANTASY FOR HER: HER ULTIMATE PLEASURE TOY!
If you couldn’t tell where this blog is going to go, let me tell you about this time. Her Ultimate Pleasure really is the “ultimate” name for this “ultimate” toy. If you aren’t sure exactly what I am talking about, let me try to paint you this picture:
The handle looks and feels like a normal silicone internal vibrator (because it is), but the top (?) of the toy where the buttons are, turn into some plastic. Not a bad thing as you go all the way to the tip and you find a pink silicone moving tongue encased in plastic with a silicone rim. What does it do? LET ME TELL YOU. It vibrates (as previously mentioned), but it also does a back-and-forth licking motion (with teh tongue obviously) and while your vulva is being held against it and the plastic cone/cup thingy, IT IS USING AIR PRESSURE TO PULL YOUR VULVA AND CLIT CLOSER UNTIL YOU DIE A LITTLE DEATH (un petit mort as the French say) AND YOU NEVER LOOK BACK ON ANYTHING ELSE. No, I have not yet squirted yet with this (I do have a slight fear of ruining it since it is only waterproof and not submersible) but I know I could easily (and to this day I STILL struggle with knowing how it happens for me).
This toy is NUTS, but a good kind of nuts. Already on the box you see Pipedream boasting about how this toy is a multi-award winner (and rightfully so). SO … theres 2 suction cups, different sizes that (hopefully) can fit anyone and everyone who purchases this toy. The different cups can modify the experience you have, and that also includes NOT using them – this is great for my hair growing/flaunting vulva owners (I noticed the suction did not work as well when I had hair verses none at all). It also comes with 2 different TPE tongue sleeves to AGAIN give you a different experience from 1 toy. BUT WAIT! The vibrating handle I mentioned? Specifically for your g-spot if you like switching it up.
This does have a slightly heftier price on it HOWEVER it is ABSOLUTELY worth it. If you’re interested, get it as SOON as you can. It repeatedly flies off of our shelves, sells out online, and I’ve even noticed it sells out quickly from other shops. This is a GREAT quality toy and it has absolutely replaced some of my other “favorites” from my drawer. (To my bosses, be ready for an influx of people rushing into or calling the store for this).
Stay Sexual Scoopers!”