Lady Genevieve Reviews Zolo Automatic Blowjob

Lady Genevieve

Zolo Automatic Blowjob is one of our best selling toys for men out there but reviews have been mixed. Some guys have loved it while others, not so much. So we gave it to our Lady Genevieve and asked her to enlist some help to help review Zolo’s Automatic Blowjob.

It’s over –  my search to find the most perfect male masturbator is officially over (for now, I’m sure).  This was a feat I was sure would have taken far longer, if it were to happen at all.  BUT thanks to my boss, she provided me (King Big Cream) with something that actually slightly made me jealous of an INANIMATE OJBECT.  The name of this masturbator is a mouthful (pun fully intended).  It is Zolo Rechargeable Automatic Blowjob Vibrating Masturbator. Try saying that six times fast!  And it does actually what it is named – sometimes I feel like this never happens, but here we are!

Okay so first things first, the fun stuff!  Big Cream had the DUMBEST smile on his face when he finally admitted to me he used it several times and loved this toy.  I had to ask him six or seven times “Are you serious?” because he’d only had a pocket pussy before and a few other toys I’ve given him in his life and did not really even “like” them. Oh, but this masturbator.  This one changed the game for him.  I asked him what his favorite part is and he responded with “What isn’t?”. Here’s why he gave that response:

The sleeve is multi-ribbed for different sensations before even turning it on.  Once on, you have 2 suction options to choose from, 10 vibrations/patterns, it has a screw on suction cup base for a handsfree experience and, oh wait, IT MOANS.  Yup, it makes noises for those who enjoy sounds during their sexy time.  I actually just learned about the Vagus nerve and sounds being a part of blended orgasms (which makes total sense to me now because I need sounds when I masturbate too – Thank you Dr. Sunny Rodgers!). Using the patterned vibrations plus the suction and tightening of the sleeve, plus the moans, HE ACTUALLYS “busts” in it (cue trumpet sounds)! I did use it on him, however, my hands are much smaller than him so it was a little bulky for me, but it fit perfectly for him (something to keep in mind when purchasing would absolutely be hand size if only holding the product).  He eventually took over and I still helped him finish in other ways, but that just made that experience for him much better. To answer my previous question to him, he really does enjoy the sounds on it’s own.

Zolo Rechargeable Automatic Blowjob Vibrating Masturbator is made of ABS and TPE plastic (not my favorite, but it is what it is), and only come sin one color (vanilla…. Yea that’s what it’s called).  The sleeve is easy to clean since it is removable (make sure to ALWAYS use toy cleaners and the Zolo Renew Toy Powder to help keep the toy staying nice).  The vibrations are only made form one small bullet and a normal sized bullet and they’re both really strong!  Easy to put back into the sleeve too.  Obviously the suction cup only works on certain surfaces, but it is a great feature to use when you want it.  It is of course USB rechargeable and comes with a travel bag.  I could not find ANYWHERE on any websites or the box/instructions about being water or splashproof so my guess is that it is NOT and you should be VERY CAREFUL near water, even after cleaning.  I mean, it does everything except heat up (which Big Cream suggested would make it even that much better if you’re listening Zolo).  It’s a more expensive toy, however, it is ABSOLUTELY a product worth investing in.

I asked him if he would recommend it and he said “F@%$ing right!”

Stay safe, warm, and especially… Stay Sexual!

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