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Offensive Office Pens
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  • Publisher: Hott Products
  • Contains: 5 pens

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Offensive Office Pens

Offensive Office Pens from Hott Products. Despicable pens for writing work shit. Guaranteed to make a statement at the office! Stylish, high quality ball point pens, each with a deeply offensive message embossed on the side. Each pack contains five pens with the following messages: 1. Actually, just fuck off. 2. Hands off my pen, prick., 3. I wish I could fucking spell, 4. Property of Cunty McFuckface. 5. These dull fuckers think I’m working.

What are Adult Coloring Books?

We all loved coloring as children. Whether you colored in the lines or thought outside the box, the benefits of coloring go far beyond enhancing your artistic skills. Coloring can reduce stress and anxiety. It also improved motor skill and vision. By helping you relax, adult coloring books can improve your sleep patterns and help you maintain focus.

Any coloring book can have these benefits, but adult coloring books go beyond the coloring books of our youths. Instead of cartoon characters and furry animals, adult coloring books are designed for mature colorers – well, almost mature!

Who Can Use Our Coloring Books?

If you can hold a crayon, you can create beautiful works of irreverant art with our adult coloring books! The tear out pages are ready to frame, making them a perfect gift! The quality paper works well with crayons, color pencils and even markers.

Benefits of  Coloring Books

There are several benefits you can experience when you decide to use our adult coloring books. Some of them are:

  • Reduce Stress
  • Reduce Anxiety
  • Improve Sleep
  • Improve Fine Motor Coordination
  • Improve Focus
  • Improve Vision
  • Can use various mediums – pencil, marker or crayon
  • Affordable

If you’re looking for a fun way to relax and release your inner child, grab an adult coloring book today! For more adult coloring books, click here.




1 review for Offensive Office Pens

  1. Stephanie

    Absolutely love these. They write extremely smooth, and now I know if and who steals my pens.

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