Lance always tells people that I’m smarter than him, but I wouldn’t say that’s necessarily true – we’re different kinds of smart. Some of the few things he knows more about are sports, shoes, and cars. He’s given me insight on why certain cars are easier to fix and less expensive to fix than other, more expensive cars are to fix. This can fall into the category of why there are older cars out there that can be more reliable than the new, technologically advanced cars out there we see on the road now. Why I am able to understand this is because I took his information and applied it to what I do know – sometimes corded is better than not (I’m looking at you Body Wand Aqua).
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Happy National Sex Day and Pride Month!! And with National Sex Day falling on June 9th (6/9), I figured I go oral this entry! Cunnilingus (aka “eating” out/vagina), fellatio (blow job), and anilingus (rim job for those not so well versed in technical terms) are sometimes the best “just because” gifts someone would ever ask for/receive. In my opinion, and solely mine, I think sometimes I prefer just to have any type of oral sex performed on me rather than have any other type of sexual activity – probably because it is a little selfish and I just sit back and enjoy it but sometimes I need to indulge. I’d happily oblige to my partner as well if asked (or not, so long as we have our consent arranged). In fact, last year when the Men’s World Cup was happening, I made a wager with Lance about who would win and our prize would be undisrupted oral of our choosing – and for the record, I won.
You learn a lot about sex, bodies, anatomy, and about the companies who make and sell adult toys when you work in the sex toy industry, even if it is just as a sales associate in one of the most amazing family own boutiques in South Jersey. You make these connections with people also in the industry and, eventually, you become a liaison between company and consumer as you have the most contact with them on a regular basis. When I got my Satisfyer Pro Penguin I had more friends and friends of friends reach out to me and ask about it that any other toy I’ve owned– I mean, at one point Amber Rose was able to include it in her monthly box subscription “for free” so it’s a well known product just from that alone. I was excited as well just because I love the little penguin look to it (I’m guilty for occasionally letting aesthetics get the better part of my judgment).
I recently found out who my real friends are and it’s resulted in NONE. What does this have to do with sex toys? As many of you may (or may not if you’re new here – otherwise WELCOME!) know, I am not a fan of patterns on vibrators. I prefer the steady speeds and tend to ignore the patterns after I really get the chance to experiment and write my reviews. The worst part about the vibes is you have to go through all 7 or 9 EXTRA settings PLUS the other 2 lower settings JUST TO GET BACK TO MY FAVORITE SPEEP?!?!?!? APPARENLTY I’ve been sleeping on a clitoral vibe that ONLY HAS STEADY SPEEDS. I’ve been with the store for almost 2 years now and I’m just discovering them gem of a toy (full disclosure – Louisa DID tell me about the point but sharp looking objects scare me).
Pleasure products manufacturer Sola is touting the results of a global survey, the 2019 Sola Sex Study, that suppports “the sex-positivity and sex-intelligence of sex toy owners.” The results show that sex toy owners are smarter than non-sex toy owners when it comes to sex and sexuality.
I figured we’d take a break from all the couple-y toys (cause trust me, there’s more a cumin’), and help some of you fellas warm up this winter. I’ve been fascinated with a lot of the masturbators that have been coming out this past year – mostly due to the fact that companies are pumping out new products for men this past year, but also…. penis envy. Since Lance has been extremely helpful with many of my entries, I decided to treat him to one of our new Satisfyers – The Satisfyer Men Heat Vibration. You’re probably thinking one of two things: either “wow she really loves that brand” or “they really couldn’t think of a clever name, could they?” He was so cute being all “Oh no, you didn’t have to get me that” and “please, babe, don’t buy me anything else” as if some of this wasn’t somewhat selfish on my end (insert smiling purple devil emoji here).
The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result. OR, you’re a scientist and want to be sure your results aren’t a fluke. The dislike for the Tryst had not only been proved by using it repeatedly (as I do prior to writing my blog), but also proven using the Satifyer’s Partner Multifun 1. Ugh, I hated typing that since I really do enjoy Satifyer’s products…. but it is true, I really can do without this particular toy in their Partner line.
Tryst – (v) keep a private, romantic rendezvous, (n) a private, romantic rendezvous between lovers; a couple’s toy created by Doc Johnson that has won Cosmopolitan’s Sex Toy of the Month in June 2016 and has been called THE couples sex toy… and here I am trying to figure out WHY (read that with sarcasm and a hint of despair). “But Lady Genevieve, you recommended it in your wish list!” – First off, it was originally on my wish list because I’ve been hoping to own one since I started working at the store. My next wish list will have a time machine listed so I can go back and convince myself that it is NOT worth it. Second, anyone can fall victim to the seal of approval plastered on the box, myself included.
GIMME A C! GIMME AN RING! WHAT’S THAT SPELL?! COCK RING! Annnnnnd on that note, I give all of you full permission to judge me for my cheering skills… I only cheered for half a game of football before I quit. So, what does a cis-woman (a female that identifies as a female) like me need a cock-ring for? It is one of my favorite couple toys between Lancelot and I!
Massage Oils – there’s a lot of them on the market. But if you’re looking for a whole body, sensual experience, Lady Genevieve disses on her experience with Nuru, System JO and other massage products. Find out which products were a hit, and which ones struck out!