Penis Pasta novelty pasta is enough to make any girl blush! Made from the finest wheat. Sure, these penises might look small at first, but drop them in some hot water and watch them grow. They will become so plump and firm, that you will not be able to help but nibble on them! Penis pasta, one of the greatest adult novelty foods, makes the perfect party dish. How about penis pasta salad? Or penises with meatballs? What a combination!